Today was my birthday. My mother gave me a car freshener. She gave my twin brother a brand-new laptop. My brother has been Amish for the past 3 years. FML.
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Today was my birthday. My mother gave me a car freshener. She gave my twin brother a brand-new laptop. My brother has been Amish for the past 3 years. FML.
