Because sometimes their lives are just too f***ed up.
The worst submissions of FMyLife are here.
Today, my wife and I were having sex with the family dog. My wife started out by giving the dog a blow job. Then I tried to insert the dog’s penis in my butt. Now, my dog has an infection on his penis, and I had to explain to the vet why. Embarrassing. FML
Today, I was blowing my nose and a knife flew through the air and stuck into my nose, my dog has cancer FML
Today, my poop floated in the toilet bowl
Today, who I thought was my husband put a blindfold around me eyes in a kinky way. I was having the best sex I have ever had with a dog? Some 14 year old kid broke in my house and put a blind fold around me for his own twisted pleasure. FML.
Today, I found out my parents are gay with each other. So now I have 2 dads just one looks like a woman FML
Today,i realized half of the people trying to post fml’s,dont know how to spell or make sense.fml
Today, i found out that I’m retarded, it’s also my birthday and my dad got me a helmet. FML
I don’t use FML. Do you want me to just put the word ‘F***’ My Life? Because that’s basically what you’re promoting.
Today, I went and eat mcdonald , I ask for a curry sauce , they say it’s only available for nuggets
Today, my mom called ken nugent cause she got in a car acciedent . One call that’s all my butt ! Six calls that’s all !
